Lisa Kelly CD Giveaway Contest.

And the winners are.......

Lisa's CD - To Die For

Me and Titanic, stranded at sea. The tragedy - I lost Lisa's CD! Her last words, "Now We Are Free." I realize how much her voice has meant to me. Now I'll be free, die at sea. Lost in the million dips and hollows, find me Lisa, look for me.

Feel so guilty, never sent her a song. What fate her words for me? Not Carrickfergus I cry - to ferry me over to my love and die? I would rather die searching this sea for Lisa's breath upon the breeze.

Her voice I hear? No, only me. Delirious and dying at sea. May It Be - Lisa, one more time, Sing Out to me. No Soft Goodbye's, Home and The Heartland for me. Faintly I hear…
"Take the wave now and know that you're free. Turn your back on the land, face the sea."

FACE THE SEA, LISA? I'm dying. Comforting words, please!

She sings…
      "Near, far, wherever you are, my heart will go on and on….good luck Lester."

YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART LISA! Honest, it was over with her (CD). Forgive me.

I'm fading. Pray, I will arise today, find The Voice, the sun. Lisa's CD is to die for, she's the one. How can the heart survive?

I'm kneeling, praying:

"Da Dum Da Da De Dum.
Lisa's CD's been everything I've ever loved.
Caledonia you're calling me home.
Where The Deer's Cry and Lisa roams.
Her voice, its all I've ever known.
Amen."

My heart goes... Da Dum…! It's Homecoming.

Lester B


I'm Just Needy, not Greedy!

There once was a needy little lassie
Whose online identity is quite Sassy
Having discovered Lisa's heavenly music
She went to the store, hoping to peruse it

Now this local store it must be quite heathen
Among their stock, not one blessed CD even
With a heartfelt sigh, she set out on a search
Store to store she roamed, but was left in the lurch

Trudging homeward, filled with a deepening sorrow
Vowing to try another search upon the 'morrow
She turned on her comp, then roamed site to site
Trying to find a nearby place to end her sad plight

Endless sites she viewed, gave each one a look
Delved deeply, poked into every cranny and nook
Then a contest she spied, to be won at Lisa's place
She set out on her task, her intent plain on her face

She begged and she pleaded, with a tear in her eye
I'd be such a proud owner, she said with a soft sigh
I'm totally desperate, oh sir, you must heed my plea
If only you'll name the contest winner, me... just me!

Sassy Cat


Top 10 Reasons You Know You're A Lisa Kelly Fan

10. Thinking, "Enya covered Lisa's song??" when told that MAY IT BE was sung by Enya.

9. Listening to Lisa sing the sad, depressing CARRICFERGUS and becoming...happy!

8. You shout, "Why isn't Lisa singing!!" at the tv screen while watching OVER THE RAINBOW at the Slane concert.

7. You rename Max, your golden lab---Dubhdarra.

6. You spend your meet-n-greet time trying to convince Mairead that her beautiful solo, SHANENDOAH, would be even better as a duet with Lisa!

5. Replacing your WWJD (What Would Jesus Do?) t-shirt with WWLS (What Would Lisa Sing?).

4. Ignoring the annoyed glances from Barnes & Noble staff when you come in, daily, to listen to 30 second sound clips of the album, LISA, at the Music Department's Listening station.

3. Writing People Magazine explaining why Lisa should replace Julia Roberts as America's Sweetheart. (Ah, that smile...)

2. Thinking it's a cute game when your girlfriend hides your boom box and CELTIC WOMAN cds.

and, drumroll please, the number 1 reason you may be a Lisa Kelly fan.....................................................................

1. Believing that when Lisa sings SEND ME A SONG she's singing only to you.

Philip

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